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                    BEST SELLERS- USUALLY IN STOCK (may take 1-2 weeks to ship):

001. I’ll call you – No I won’t
004. Let’s be friends – I never want to see you again
009. I like nice boys – I love bad boys
010. You’re alright – But you friend is Fuckin’ fine
012. Relax bitch – He’s not my type
017. Move Bitch – VIP
022. He loves me – He just doesn’t know it yet
025. Savvy, Sophisticated, Successful– Supermom
027. A Damn Good Mom
028. How could I say no? – He’s THE ONE
031. I don’t drink – Unless you pay
032. Just one more shot – Nah, you’re still ugly!
036. Married and Fabulous
038. I have a boyfriend – Just Kidding. I just don’t like you!
042. Goddess of the Fuckin’ galaxy- You’re not the boss of me!
050. Nice Jewish Girl- Looking for a Nice Jewish boyfriend
055. I don’t gossip- Who did what where?
058. Brunette – Beautiful, Brilliant Babe
059. Blonde – Bold, Bitchy Bombshell
062. JAP and Proud

STYLES YOU CAN SPECIAL ORDER (may take 3-8 weeks to ship):

002. I promise it’s a real ID – Just not my ID
003. Let’s be friends – With benefits
005. I’m on the list – I’m the +1
006. Let my man in the club – I promise he will buy drinks
007. Let me in the club – I’m freezing my ass off
008. Forget the club – Party over here
011. Get that girl a man – Get her off mine
013. Hi, it’s nice to see you – How do I know you again?
014. You look really good – What the hell is she wearing?
015. Moses loves me – Yes he does
016. Jesus was – Jewish
018. Need a job? – I pimp
019. Queen of COCKtailS- You want a cherry with that?
020. Sworn to celibacy – ‘Till I meet “Mr. Right”
021. Fight him – Fuck him
023. Got the dress – Husband Wanted
024. Come on, talk to him  - Take one for the team
026. Smart, Sexy, Strong – Supermom
029. How could I say no? – He practically begged!
030. Star Potential – Fuck Celebrities
033. Tip the bartender – He makes you look better
034. Single & Fabulous
035. Divorced and Better Off
037. Only date Beverly Hills – Beverly Hills Adjacent doesn’t count!
039. I have a boyfriend – But I’m still looking
040. I’m a professional –Shopper
041. I’m just looking – Shopoholic
043. You will appreciate me – when I’m gone
044. I’m on a diet –starting tomorrow
045. $10,000 in debt - At least I look good
046. You must be privileged – To tap this ass
047. You want a piece of this ass?- You better work!
048. Who you tryin’ to play?- I created the game
049. Me + You = Love – Mathematically Challenged
051. Rejected- he wants me back
052. Of course I faked it – I love him
053. Sure I’ll dance with you- if you buy me a drink
054. You promised me – You lying Bastard!
056. We’re wearing the same outfit- BITCH!
057. Redhead- Radiant, Rebellious Rockstar
060. Yeah, I'm a bitch - but not yours
061. Sweetness is my Strategy - 16
063. Punk the Paparazzi
064. He loves me

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