101. Need a job? – I pimp
102. Wingman- Take one for the team
103. Come fraternize with the circumcised
104. What do you mean you’re tired? – I just bought you dinner
105. Me first- Me Again, you next
106. Circumcised? – Wouldn’t you like to know
107. I’ll call you – No I won’t
108. Asshole- Girls love assholes
109. Hopeless Romantic – Anything to get you in bed
110. Your girl’s hot – But she’s a BITCH
111. Don’t be a CB Artist – Don’t Cock Block
112. Just one more shot- Nah, you’re still ugly
113. Believes in the exchange of goods and services – All about friends with benefits
114. I have a girlfriend – Oh, NOW you want me
115. I love you – Now put out!
116. Not afraid of commitment- What was your # again?
117. Show me your goods-SECURITY
118. I’m on the list- I’m with her
119. I’m on the list- I’m the +1
120. Pimp of the FUCKIN’ Planet- On your knees BITCH
121. What do you mean you didn’t get off? – We started at the same time
122. NOT GUILTY- She told me she was 18
123. I'm not greedy - I only want 2
124. AlphaMale - Need your lawn mowed?
125. I love to cuddle - and then fuck
126. I Rock Jewish Girls